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Another week, another episode. But this one’s got shootin’. Lots of it. Come on inside and see what all the fuss was about, won’t you?
The Ten Hottest Women to Appear in a Megatouch Video Game (NSFW-ish)
Sometimes my job is too good to be true. One of those times is today, as I compile a list of the Hottest Women Ever to Appear in a Megatouch Video game. You see, while Megatouch machines can feature over 150 games, the erotic games give me the most pleasure (yes, I went to Creepville).
And thanks to our friends at Penthouse, with whom we have partnered to create several Megatouch games, including the brand-spankin’ new Penthouse Photo Hunt and Penthouse Super Boxxi, we have access to an amazing database of pictures to share with our faithful Megatouch fans. Without further ado, behold, in their somewhat NSFW glory, the Ten Hottest Women to Appear in a Megatouch Video Game!
Categories: NSFW, penthouse, top ten
Tagged penthouse pets, penthouse photo hunt battle, phot hunt
A Nerd Revisits Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (in 3D!)
When I heard that Star Wars: Episode 1: The Phantom Menace was getting re-released with a 3D update, I had mixed emotions. I mean, I love Star Wars with a passion. I’ve never missed a Star Wars film in theaters as long as I’ve been alive, I wind up buying dang near every Star Wars video game that gets released, and for about 10 years I read pretty much every single Star Wars novel that came out (the Rogue Squadron books and the ones about Lando Calrissian as a young scoundrel are the best). There’s even an entire shelf on my bookcase set aside for ultra-intense nerd guidebooks like Star Wars: The Essential Guide to Characters, The Essential Guide to Vehicles and Vessels, licensed art books, and even unofficial tell-alls like The Secret History of Star Wars.
Yet like many dyed-in-the-wool Star Wars nerds, I was, uh, somewhat displeased when Episode 1 hit theaters in 1999. For the last 10 years I’ve viewed the prequels as an utter betrayal, the ultimate sell-out, and a failure destined for the history books. And even if Episode 1 wasn’t the worst of the bunch, thanks to the addition of Jar-Jar Binks, midichlorians, and other unwelcome elements, it was certainly the point where things suddenly seemed to go off the rails for the Star Wars universe.
But was it actually all that bad?
Ten Movies That’ll Make You Glad You’re Single on Valentine’s Day
Ah, Valentine’s Day. It’s candy, roses, romantic dinners, the whole world making you feel bad about yourself because you don’t have anyone to buy you candy, or roses, or a romantic dinner. So, what’s a singleton to do on the day that Hallmark created? Watch some scary movies and thank the heavens the things happening in them aren’t currently happening to her, er him, er you? Regardless, let’s have some bloody good fun together on Valentine’s Day.
Categories: top ten, valentine's day
Tagged being single, movies, valentine's day
TV Time! The Walking Dead Recap 2/12/2012
And we’re back! We start out slow, and get a bunch of exposition this week, which I guess will set up the motivation for the second half of the season. So, come on in, and I’ll tell you all about what happened this week, on The Walking Dead.
Categories: Recap, Television, walking dead
Tagged recap, the walking dead, TV
